inebriated travelogue

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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.

TV On The Radio
Politically-correct hipsters.

Devendra Banhart
People who have considered becoming a squirrel.

Vampire Weekend (a bit)
Bros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”

Tegan & Sara
Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.

Kimya Dawson
Chicks who are described by their girlfriends as “sweet” and “really nice” when guys ask if their friend is hot.

The Flaming Lips
Self-actualized bros who grow pot.

Matt and Kim (a bit)
Closeted Blink-182 enthusiasts.

M.I.A. (a bit)
Girls who don’t understand politics.

Arcade Fire (a bit)
Frequent transcendental experience havers.

CSS (a bit)
Girls who throw up at every party.

Spoon (a bit)
Bros who drink shitty beer without ironic intentions.

Interpol
Dudes who are thwarted by the Chinese finger trap every single time.

Best Coast
The girl who tries to hook up with that same sweaty dude by bragging about her cat.

Cat Power (a bit)
Mediocre-looking girls who put Zooey Deschanel as their doppelganger on Facebook.

Modest Mouse
People who expressed legitimate concern regarding the state of humanity when J.D. Salinger died.

The Decemberists
Virgins, not in the name of God, but as a result of valiant attempts to achieve poetic justice.

The Pixies (a bit)
Dudes who feel the need to comment on how advanced Ren & Stimpy was whenever someone discusses their love for Lilo & Stich.

Belle & Sebastian
People who have ended their tweets on multiple occasions with #BringBackMessengerBags.

Chairlift
Covert nymphos.

The Hold Steady (HA! Seeing them on March 9th @ The Zoo.)
Dads who coach the baseball team, even though their kid sucks.

Elliott Smith
People who felt really bad for Buzz Lightyear when he discovered he couldn’t actually fly. And think Toy Story 3 is a step backwards for Pixar.

I fucking hate Yeasayer and I don’t like Radiohead, despite the blog saying everyone does.

People don’t realise how advanced Ren & Stimpy was.

REN AND STIMPY was an ADULT animation, DAMMIT PEOPLE. And I don’t throw up at EVERY party, it’s just…some.